We will not get off your lawn.

We will rock you instead.

They’re loud. They’re unpredictable. And yes — they’re exactly the reason your neighbor yells, “Turn that crap down!” at 8 p.m. Meet Those Damn Kids, a genre-smashing band of rock-fueled misfits bringing back the grit of classic rock, the punch of punk, the sludge of grunge, and the chaos of nu-metal — all with a 90s-flavored middle finger in the air.

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Led by Ryan “Bubba” Ramsey, a guitar-slinging powerhouse who can shred solos and belt vocals at the same time (while probably making fun of your lawn ornaments), the band is a rotating cast of talented troublemakers who play what they want, when they want — and usually way too loud.

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Drawing influences from Green Day, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Metallica, and Lynyrd Skynyrd, they’re not here to be polite. They’re here to melt faces, rattle walls, and make you miss the days when music came from amps, not algorithms.

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So if you like your rock with a side of rebellion, and your concerts sounding like someone just lit a fire in the garage, congratulations — you’ve found your new favorite band.